Following Manchester United’s 1-0 defeat to neighbours Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium in the Premier League last night, it now turns out that Sir Alex Ferguson needs a favour from Newcastle if his team is to lift the title yet again.
With just two games left in the Premier League for both Man United and City, it’s now Roberto Mancini’s men who hold the advantage, as their goal difference is far superior going into their match at St James’ Park at the weekend.
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Given that Man City’s last game of the season is at the Etihad against QPR, whose away record is dreadful, you have to feel that Newcastle are Man United’s last hope and there’s one man who the Red Devils will be relying on to find the back of the net once again.
Papiss Cisse may not have found the back of the net against Wigan at the weekend (he did comes close as he hit both the bar and the post), but the Senegal striker had scored in six consecutive Premier League matches before the game at the DW Stadium.
Man City are more vulnerable away from home as well, having conceded 17 goals on the road as opposed to just ten at the Etihad, and Man United fans, and of course Newcastle supporters, will hope that Cisse can make that 18 at least.
Well, Manchester United fans and Fergie, Papiss Cisse has this simple message for you…
*Please note that this is not a direct quote from Cisse, purely a picture that’s representative of the situation!
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And now for something completely different! Here’s Newcastle United defender Steven Taylor doing karaoke…
My top three fav clubs in EPL are Arsenal, Chelsea and Tokyo Reds.
My best 11 are : Pele, Madonna, Henry, Cantonna, Messi, Best, C Ronaldo, R Baggio, M Owen, I Rush and A Carroll(GK). I choose Carroll for GK cos he must be good for something…probably his hands. Plus, have you guys checked out Madonna’s latest album…it sucks!
MY Newcastle United Chant
newcastle united,
clap clap clap
clap,
newcastle united fc,
your by far the greatest team,
the worlds ever seen.
United United United United United
United
Who’s that team we call United,
Who’s that team we all adore,
Oh, we play in Black and White,
And we all know how to fight,
We’ll support you ever more.
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
wear a Black and White Bonnet
With Newcastle wriitn on it,
if you want to getto heaven when you die.
We are the Mags we are the Mags
We are, we are, we are The Mags
I want to be a Magpie Ranger (one person singing)
I want to be a Magpie Ranger (crowd singing)
Only live for sex and danger (one person singing
Only live for sex and danger (crowd) etc.
go left go left
go left go left
go right go pick up the stride
go left go right go left
They call us Newcastle United,
They call us the cream of the land,
And here’s to Bobby Moncur,
The Fairs Cup in his hand,
We’re better than Glasgow Rangers,
We’re better than Celtic too,
And if you don’t support us,
You must be a Sunderland
Jew Joe Joe Harvey
Love to hear your comments
AND THE TROLL OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO…….
CiTyBlUe!!!!!!
Britain’s Got Talent Fan,
My top 3 favourite clubs are:
1. Jacobs, Orange.
2. Night
3. Baby Seal
Oh CityBlue… Cisse has your club quaking
@ Rodzilla, are you trying to make fun of me!!!
Jacobs is not a club! Its the brand of my panties
I think Britain’s Got Talent Fan is right… and I think its Baby You’re A Rich Man, not baby seal.
I love my Maths teacher and steals her bras cos they make such good ear muffs.
United have already lost the title to City. n City will now surely rule Manchester.they have the money and they have a good manager,who keeps personal bickerings aside and is a total professional,something you cant say of Fergie,who is arrogant and it was very nice to see him put in place. he had no answer to City’s quality and he knew his teams limitations made of young potentials and draining his old stars of their last kicks. N i hope City sign Ronaldo and Messi and kick this Scot out of football completely. i also thank Glazers for buying Utd.
With the money City’s got, Neymar, Hazard, M’Vila and Gomez should be easy signings too.
What a goal, in fact both of them. Cisse is a gem and a worry. What a player and what a bargain. From a nervous city fan.