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It would be fair to say that Nile Ranger has been frozen out at Newcastle in recent months. The young striker hasn’t got anywhere near the Newcastle first team and even though he wasn’t sold in the summer, you feel his Magpies career will end sooner rather than later. However, Ranger has shown that he’s proud to be a Newcastle player and has nailed his colours to his mast, or more accurately his car.

This week, yet another barely believable story emerged about Nile Ranger. The 20-year-old was stopped on suspicion of drink driving, a charge he’s currently on bail for pending the results of his blood test, when the car he was driving got stolen! More interesting than that though, is the car he was driving, the ultimate fantasy for every Newcastle fan; a black and white car!

As is pretty standard with handsomely paid Premier League footballers, Ranger has a gas-guzzling Range Rover. However, that’s where anything remotely normal about Nile’s motor ends. He’s given it a black and white paint job, with a black stripe down the middle of his white car. The modifications don’t end there either, as he’s changed the lettering on the front from Range to Ranger; a touch of class.

Nile Ranger is an interesting character, something that is slowly being removed at Newcastle. The fact that his off the field activity is getting more attention than what he’s doing on the pitch at the moment says it all really; he’s lost his way. Whether he can turn his career around in the north east remains to be seen, but I can see him having to get a new paint job on his motor pretty soon.

Take a look at something slightly cheaper than a black and white car… Newcastle lingerie!

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5 comments

  • geoff777 says:

    Very tasteful and expensive SUV Nile, I hope he gets back into the first team squad.
    I think he needs to get rid of his friends.

    The lingerie is so cheap and nasty, it really is rubbish. Hope no one buys it for their gf or wife.

    Lingerie is lacey, nicely cut and classy. This is polyester market stall quality.

  • Phil K says:

    The problem is, not that his friends are low life turds who will finish him off eventually, it’s that he can’t seem to see it himself, blindingly obvious to everyone else.
    He IS one of them though, and he doesn’t seem to be intelligent enough to realize how he needs to grow up. FAST.

  • stevie boy says:

    great that ,the saying nailed his colours to the mast refers to a injured sunderland sailor who climbed the mast of his ship to return the ships colours to its rightful position.

  • stevie boy says:

    jack crawford was a sunderland man
    hurt by a canon blast
    it didnt stop jack crawford though
    nailed his colours to the mast
    red and white i think.

  • Mike A says:

    Wasn’t Crawford drunk and acting without orders when he scaled the mast to nail the admiral’s colours to the mast? I’m sure I read that he was facing court Marshall for his reckless and drunken actions.

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